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Perfect Mashed Potato

Mashed potato is the easiest thing to make, but people get it so wrong! I’m sorry for being a dick here, however, I feel it right to intervene on all mash-related topics. Lumps are bad bad bad, so is dry mash, so is bland mash. So here are the quick steps to perfectly smooth mash that will have your mates crying with pleasure. Okay, maybe not quite that great. Also, this mash is dirt cheap, easy to make and very filling which is great for anyone on a budget, not just students. Plate this up with anything you want: beans, sausages, steak, stew, anything. Or just enjoy it on its own! 

Silky Smooth Mash

Time: 20 minutes

Cost: Less than 50p per portion (very good for us students!)

To serve: 2 people with healthy appetites

Ingredients:

6 medium sized potatoes, peeled and cut into 2 inch chunks (any leftover mash can be chilled in a plastic container and microwaved at a later date, it will keep for a good few days when covered)

75g of butter, cubed

50ml of milk

Salt and Pepper

1. Place your peeled potato chunks into salted boiling water, these will take up between 10-12 minutes.

2. Once the potatoes have started to almost break up remove from the heat and drain.

3. Crush potatoes with a fork, through a metal sieve (these can be purchased for about £2) back into your saucepan. If you don’t have a metal sieve, continue to crush the potatoes in the saucepan with a fork. It will take a long time but keep with it. You want it as smooth and lump free as possible.

4. Put the pan back on a very low heat. Add the milk and beat with a wooden spoon or spatula. Add the butter and continue to beat until incorporated. Season very well, don’t be shy on the salt.

And there we have it. The end result should be as smooth and velvety as yoghurt, and will have a really glossy sheen without lumps. Enjoy!

I will be posting up a video in the next few days for the technique.

Tonight Gentlemen, We Eat Like Kings!

                   

So my mum bought me some duck legs (2 in a pack for £2.50) and last night I decided to cook one up. Roasted it with seasoning and red wine, which was so so good. I had some sweet potatoes leftover and some butternut squash, so I made a simple mash from those two with lots of butter. Add to that some red wine gravy and some frozen fine green beans, it was heaven. Oh, and probably cost about £2 for a portion. Who says students can’t live like kings?!

5 Things To Do With A Tin Of Baked Beans

                                            

Mmmm, there’s nothing quite like that hangover beans on toast is there? You know how it is. You stumble into your kitchen, uninspired but riddled with a headache and dodgey stomach. My God, that tin of beans is the saviour that we all look for. But what happens when your fridge ends up being near to empty and all you have in your cupboard is a lonely tins of Heinz best? Here are my 5 ways to us baked beans.

Cheesy Beans on Toast!

Simple, yet beautiful. Heat you beans slowly in a pan on the hob and add a good handful of grated mature cheddar, a good grind of black pepper and even some English mustard if you have it. Slowly melt in that cheese and you will end up with the most heart warming brekky on toast.

Add Them to Spag Bol

Or any tomato based pasta sauce. They can be the cheapest baked beans you can find, but add them to your pasta and you’ve just upped your game.

Refried Beans

Fry a diced onion until soft, in a non stick saucepan, then add your beans. Just some seasoning in their along with a teaspoon of chilli flakes or fresh chilli. You don’t have to use chilli but I love spice. Cook the beans until they start to break up. Delish!

Beans and Hot Dogs

A personal favourite of mine. Get some frankfurters or tinned hot dogs (Herta Frankfurters are the best in terms of taste and quality), or even a Mattesons smoked sausage. Slice the sausages in to nice chunks and lightly fry in a non-stick pan until caramelised. Then pour in your beans and heat through. Add some bbq sauce, ketchup, Reggae Reggae, whatever you want. Trust me, you’ll love it.

Beany Pizza

When I was a kid I remember a special edition frozen pizza you could get from supermarkets that had baked beans on. So why not do that now? Heinz even recommend it on their website. If using a frozen or fresh pizza, simply spread the beans on top of the topping and add extra grated cheese. Yes this is simply being fat, but hey, you’re a student right? Student fat is essentially puppy fat, but self inflicted.

So there we have it, 5 ways to get enthusiastic about beans!

Hasselback Tatties

                                     

Potatoes! Possibly the greatest vegetable there is. They’re so versatile and damn easy to cook too. Cook a perfect roasty and you’ll make your mum proud, with that crispy outer shell and fluffy inside, it’s literally heaven on a plate. And when they’re absolutely dirt cheap, why would you ignore this humble veg? But yes, I will admit, a simple boiled spud can get pretty boring sometimes, mash can become a sickening sight and chips just make you feel guilty. So here’s a simple recipe for all you students who want a tasty tatty!

Garlic Hasselback Potatoes

Time: 40 minutes

Cost: around £1 per person depending on potatoes

To serve: 1

Ingredients:

Around 6 new potatoes or small old potatoes per person

Salt and Pepper

2 Cloves of garlic

Vegetable/cooking/Olive Oil

2 knobs of butter

Oh and a wooden spoon

Preheat your oven to 200degrees. Place each potato into the palm of the wooden spoon (or serving spoon) placed flat on the surface, and make thin slices into the potato, but don’t cut all the way through. The edges of the spoon will stop you from cutting all the way through. Repeat for all of your potatoes, and place them in a roasting tray. Add about 2 tablespoons of oil to the tray, hit the potatoes with lots of salt and pepper. Bash the garlic cloves with your hand and add them whole to the tray. Oh and don’t forget the knobs of butter. Give the whole lot a good shake and place in the oven for 40 minutes, checking occasionally and turning. They will come out of the oven looking lovely and so damn tasty. As always, enjoy!


The Most Simple Curry

                                 

Although I love ponsy food, in my eyes a good curry could possibly be one of the greatest foods around. OK, as a student who has the money to go and get a take away for around £8 a head eh? Afterall, less money spent on food, the more money spent on vodka. Works in my mind anyway. Making your own curry is also a lot healthier for start, and it means that you can be in charge of the heat and flavours. Sometimes the great thing about different Indian take aways is that your favourite curry is always different in flavour and style. But don’t you hate it when the sweet and fruity chicken jalfrezi you had from your Raj Mahal back home becomes a sloppy, greasy, orange mush at your local Indian round the corner of your student halls? So yes, there are tons of benefits from making this curry, many that I will continue to bang on about to all my mates.

This curry is pretty basic, but that’s the great thing about it. You can add whatever the hell you like to make it taste slightly different, and it’s also the basis for other curries like sweet potato and chickpea (I’ll show this as a variation at the bottom). I’ve used chicken thigh for this recipe as it’s a lot cheaper than breast, and you can’t over cook it as it’s slightly fattier. But if you want to be even healthier, use breast. It’s up to you! Please, please try this recipe, my mates love it, and it’s so cheap and easy but tastes brilliant and a lot healthier than a take away! The raita is great with this curry, it cools the spice but also adds nice flavour and texture. My mate Jamie loves it so much, anyone would think it’s laced with crack. The curry also only requires 2 pans and a bowl, so less washing up. Always a bonus. 

A Simple Spicy Chicken Curry with Brown Rice and Raita (Optional)

Time: Around 1 hour

To Serve: 4 people with big appetites! 

Cost: less than £4 a person

Ingredients:

10 chicken thighs - they most come in packs of 5 for about £1.50 thereabouts, so buy 2 packs. But make sure they’re deboned. You can debone them yourself but for a hungover student most of the time you can’t be arsed.

1 large onion, or 2 small ones (about 30p?)

2 cloves of garlic

1 large red chilli (less if you don’t want it quite as hot)

2 tins of chopped tomatoes (about 16p a tin)

Large pack of brown rice (most of the time this can be cheaper than white rice. It’s crunchier and unbleached which means it’s better for you!)

Bunch of coriander

Oil, salt and pepper

These are the 4 basic spices you will need:

2 teaspoons Paprika

2 teaspoons Mustard Seeds

2 teaspoons Cumin

2 teaspoons Turmeric

You can buy these from any supermarket, even our local corner shop sells them. Don’t buy big branded ones though, they’re about £1.40 each for Schwarts ones when supermarket ones are half the price and exactly the same. Keep these in your cupboard and they will become your best mates!

For the Raita (Yoghurt with Coriander and Cucumber)

Natural yoghurt, just get a pot of the cheap supermarket stuff

Handful of coriander

Half a cucumber

Firstly get your pan of water boiling for your rice and put in 2 pinches of salt (this just gets the water boiling hotter). Now to start prepping the curry. Dice your onion(s) very small (I will be posting this as a technique soon), then peel and very finely chop your garlic cloves. Fry these together in a not stick saucepan (it needs to be fairly big) or a wok with a little oil. Just let the onions and garlic slowly soften but don’t let them burn, all it will do is make the curry bitter, we want it nice and sweet! At this point put in your mustard seeds. Some may start to pop because of the heat but that’s okay, it will add flavour. Add 2 tablespoons more oil into the pan and lower the heat, ready for the next stage.

Now add your spices into the pan, you don’t need to be massively precise with your measurements but stir the whole mixture after you added each teaspoon. The spices will begin to mix in with the onions and garlic and make a really nice base sauce for our chicken. Once all the spices are added hit the mixture with loads of salt and pepper, and take the pan off of the heat. 

Now start to cut up your chicken thighs into nice big chunks. You can leave the skin on, it almost melts in your mouth after being cooked. It’ll easily peel off the meat if you don’t like the idea of it. Then bring the pan back up to a very high heat and then throw in your chicken. You want the pan to be hot so that it immediately beings to sear the chicken. Let the chicken fry for around 15 minutes, giving the pieces a good stir. Whilst your doing that, add your rice to the pan. I don’t do weighted measurements but work on the basis that for each person you want 2 handfuls of rice. The rice will take around 20 minutes to cook nicely. White rice may take slightly less but just read the packet.

Now, open your 2 tins on chopped tomatoes and pour them in with the chicken and stir the whole lot. Put in around a cup full of water too. Now bring the heat up on the pan even more until the whole thing is boiling very quickly. Now finely chop your chilli and add to the pan as well. It will taste very spicy at first but don’t worry, once the sauce has reduced down the flavours will combine and the spice will mellow.

Okay, so now the curry is cooking quickly and very hot, the rice is about half way cooked and you’re basically set on that front. Now for the raita, which could not be any more simple! Pour all of the natural yoghurt into a mixing bowl. Chop your half a cucumber into very small cubes and to the yoghurt. Then grab a bunch of coriander and finely (I mean very finely) chop. The best way is to hold the knife normally but put your other hand on top of the blade, and use a rocking action. Add that to the yoghurt and cucumber, then stir the whole lot. 

Back to the curry… By this point the sauce should have reduced down nicely. But keep it heating if it’s still very thin. Take your rice off of the heat and drain. Keep it in the pan but off of the heat. Now add the remaining coriander to the curry and stir, then lower the heat. Taste it and test the strength of the heat. If it’s too hot for you, add some leftover yoghurt or add a few knobs of butter to mellow the spice.

Now, plate up! A nice portion of rice each, with a good amount of chicken and sauce. Then a dollop of that lovely raita. Honestly, when you eat this you will be the happiest person alive. Enjoy!

Variation - Sweet Potato and Chickpea Curry

Same ingredients as above but omit the chicken, and replace with 2 medium sized sweet potatoes (or a large one) and a can of chickpeas. Dice the potatoes into large chunks and fry in the onion and spice mix, as you would with the chicken. Add the same amount of tinned chopped tomatoes but add 2 cups of water and boil quickly. When the sauce starts to reduce and the potatoes are soft to the point of a knife, add the can of drained chickpeas and heat further. Continue with the rest of the recipe.

The Basics Part 1

A lot of people I know always ask me about the basics of cooking. Take my housemate for instance: the other day he asked me how to cook frozen peas. So that led me to start this section of my blog, in which I’ll write some simple and basic techniques for us students. For example, what equipment do I need? How long to boil an egg? But what if I run out of fresh food?!

So here we go.

Equipment Starter Pack

- A good quality chef’s knife. If there is only once piece of equipment worth buying, a good knife is it. You don’t have to spend a lot, supermarkets do their own versions but DON’T buy a bloody cheap one. And don’t get one that is serrated. They’re rubbish and you can’t sharpen them. A good steel knife will last you a lifetime: FACT.

- A non-stick frying pan. Doesn’t have to be amazing but Ikea do them for less than £2. Great for omelette’s, steak, fried eggs, pancakes and sausages. Get one in your life!

- A boiling pan. Again, doesn’t need to be spectacular but it comes in handy for cooking your pasta, potatoes and rice.

- Roasting tray. You can roast pretty much anything, whether it be meat or veg. Whack it on here, loads of garlic, oil, salt and pepper and you’re away.

- Mixing bowl. Again, Ikea do great ones at dirt cheap prices. Will come in handy for little bits and bobs, especially making cakes or sauces.

- Utensils - just get basic plastic ones from a home store. They’re always worth their weight in gold.

But what can I make if I only have tinned food?!

Tinned food is great. In reality most of it is poor quality for long life storage, but when you’re a poor, hungover student who really cares? For example, you can make a mock spaghetti and meatballs with corned beef, baked beans, ketchup and dried spaghetti. Mash up the corned beef and make them into very tightly rolled balls. Fry them in some oil until nicely browned. Pour in your tin of beans, loads of ketchup for extra sauciness, and season very well. Lots of pepper will do this justice, believe me. Let it simmer slowly whilst you boil your spaghetti. Once the pasta is cooked, drain it, pour over boiling water from a kettle (this removes all the horrid starch), and dress it in the pan with some olive oil. Mix through the meatballs and sauce and there you go. A very quick and easy (not to mention, cheap!) dinner.

Just be creative with whatever tinned food you have. Tinned chopped tomatoes are practically the basis for most of the quick meals I cook at home. Very cheap (around 16p Tesco Value) and healthy too. But don’t rely on tinned foods, buy fresh meat and frozen veg to keep you going.

What’s the best meat to cook on a budget?

Meat is so expensive now! Especially chicken breasts, something that a lot of us eat as a staple. So with that in mind, always look at the deals in the shop. What’s on offer at the moment? But if I can stress to you only one thing… Do not buy market value range, or frozen meat. Most of this is pumped full of crap and butchered so poorly. Spend your money wisely. For example, chicken thigh is so much cheaper than breast, and in my eyes so much better too. It’s slightly fattier which means you can’t over cook it, and it tastes great.

Sausages: don’t buy bags of frozen Richmond sausages. They will clog up your stomach and make you begin to resent sausages for the rest of your life. Buy fresh ones. They don’t have to be the Butcher’s Finest from Free Range Old Spot Pork, but just buy ones with a good meat content. You’ll thank me for changing your mind. With these you can cook a brilliant toad in the hole or sausages and mash.

Pork: I know you’re all probably thinking pork is the driest and toughest of meats that isn’t worth the time and effort. WRONG. Pork is sweet, soft and delicious when given love. Buy pork fillet, it’s very cheap and very lean but tastes like heaven. Finely slice it, cover in seasoned flour, fry it quickly and add it to a stir fry. Or you can cut a chunk of it, season it, fry it quickly to seal it and place in an oven at 180degrees for 15 minutes. Serve with veg and gravy, you’ve got a lush dinner.

That’s it for the time being but if you have any questions or requests email me at oli_ingram@hotmail.com or follow me on Twitter @OliverIngram. 

The Humble Butternut Squash

Okay, so it’s now the end of November and starting to get bloody cold. Especially in my house at uni seeing as we haven’t yet put the heating on due to being stingey students. So what you need is a proper winter warmer. Hot, sweet and creamy (not sexual in anyway), the butternut squash is so so cheap and tasty. At the moment they’re about £1 a kilo in Tesco, which will buy you a fairly big one that can feed up to 4 or 5 people easily. Butternut squash is packed full of fibre and potassium and really will fill you up, meaning you can make a pretty good, filling meal out of it. So my first recipe is sweetcorn fritters with honey-glazed butternut squash and chesnuts.

But hang on a moment.

“Woah woah woah…” you’re saying in your head, “what about the meat eaters?!”. Okay, so bear with me on this one. Once you’ve actually tasted this dish you really won’t care about the lack of meat. After all, meat is expensive, and money spent on cheap rubbish meat can be spent on booze. Well, that’s the way I look at it anyway. If you fancy some meat, however, chuck in some cooked bacon lardons with the squash and chesnuts, it’ll taste ever better.

Sweetcorn Fritters with Honey-Glazed Butternut Squash and Roasted Chesnuts. 

Cost: £2 per portion

Time: 1hr

Ingredients to serve 2 people:

1 medium sized butternut squash

1 365g can of sweetcorn (you can buy the supermarket’s value range for cheaper than a chocolate bar)

2 cloves of garlic

200g of plain flour

300ml of milk

2 eggs

A good handful of chesnuts. (You can use walnuts, almonds, peanuts or hazelnuts, anything you have to hand. It’s all about making the butterNUT squash taste even nuttier and bulking it out to fill you up).

1 tblspn of honey or syrup

butter

olive oil or vegetable oil

lots of salt and pepper! Don’t be boring or shy with the seasoning!

Right, firstly get your oven pre-heated to 200degrees. Using a really sharp knife, begin to peel off the skin of the squash. It’s hard and time consuming but make you’ve got off most of the white so the whole thing is orange. Cut the squash lengthways and take out all of the seeds. Start to cut up the squash in to cubes or chunks and around an inch thickness. It’ll cook quicker if diced nice and small. Shove it all into a deep roasting tray and pour in a around 4 tablespoons of oil, a few knobs of butter (which will make it taste even richer). Get 2 cloves of garlic and just bash them with your hand, don’t bother peeling them. Throw them into the pan too. The get grinding with your black pepper and chuck in a good pinch of salt all over. Quickly toss it all about so it’s all mixed with seasoning and oil, then whack it in the oven. 

Next you need to think about your chesnuts. Chesnuts are brilliant. They’re healthy and tasty, and there’s nothing better than hot chesnuts burning your hands and warming your insides on a cold winter’s day. On the top of each chesnut cut a cross with a very sharp knife. Place all of them onto a tray and put under a hot grill for around 20 minutes. Keep an eye on them because they can burn, but turn them a few times, letting them heat through. Take them out of the grill once the cross that you cut has started to open out. Let them cool on the side, we’ll come back to those in a bit.

Now you need to think about the pancakes. Put the flour into a bowl, add the eggs and beat well into a paste. Slowly and in stages, start whisking in the milk to make a smooth batter. Congratulations, you just made a batter! You can use this for most things, or just making nice pancakes in the morning. Anyway, make sure the batter is nice and thick, adding more flour if need be. Season very very well, we want the pancakes to taste great! Drain your sweetcorn and put the whole can in, and give it a stir. Let the batter just settle while we finish the rest.

Right, at this point check the squash and give it a stir. Spoon over all that melted buttery goodness back over the squash and put it back in the oven. Now begin to peel your chesnuts. If you’ve cooked them long and well enough the shells will come off very easily. Make sure you get rid of that inner skin, it’s just bitter and pretty boring to be honest. Break up the nuts and put them in with the squash. Then add the lovely honey or syrup and stir again.

So this is the time crucial bit. Heat a non-stick frying pan (I got mine from Ikea for £1.79, absolute bargain!) and put in a spoon of vegetable oil. Get it nice and hot but not smoking! Ladle in a nice amount of sweetcorn batter into the pan and let it fry, making sure the pancake isn’t too thick. Once crispy underneath just flip it over and give it another minute or so. When they’re cooked just put them on the plates ready for the squash. They should stay warm for a while. Repeat for as many pancakes as you want. Grab the squash and chesnuts out of the oven and dish up. 

Voila!

As I said earlier you can put some bacon lardons in with the squash and mix it through, or just cook up some BACON STRIPS to go with it. To make it even more healthy have some fine green beans or any other fresh veg.

A Fresh Start

Right, so I’ve been here at Portsmouth Uni now for over 2 months. After rinsing a lot of money on booze I realised that I’d need to start making the most of the food I had in the fridge and the cupboard. I’ve been given a few student cookbooks but to be honest with you, they’re boring as hell. Poor recipes that sound rubbish and involve things that most students cannot be arsed with. 

Before I made the choice of coming to uni I wanted to go to Le Cordon Bleu cookery school in Marylebone, London, but it was wayyy too much money so I decided to keep cooking as just a hobby. So this blog will now become ‘The Student Kitchen’, in which I post all of the great food I cook throughout term time. I’ll post up recipes at the same time and give pointers on what food is best value for money, in terms of taste and nutrition.

I’ll keep you posted.

Oli

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